I am so happy that 2009 is here. I am so excited. I am really looking forward to a Deliciously Kinky New Year and I can’t wait to Rock UR Cock!
I want to thank all of you that called in 2008 for a sexy good time and I look forward to sharing even more Deviant fantasies and role plays with you in the year ahead.
Feel free to IM or e-mail me for appointments.
I am having a blast taking advantage of all those hard cocks! I love making them cummmmmmmm….
I will be available on and off through the holidays; I look forward to getting off with you…
I hope Santa makes all your Christmas dreams come true! If Santa doesn’t call me, Deviant Daisy, because, I know, I can make all of your wet dreams cum true! *Giggles*
I can’t wait to Rock UR Cock!
Luv, Deviant Daisy
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Merry Christmas! I love that we got so much snow! My car was buried in it! I have had so much fun! I made a snowman with some friends, had a great snow ball fight and I just love the naughty things I get to do to heat things up! oral sex is so fucking hot! I feel like I might have some sort of G- Spot in the back of my throat! I get so wet and juicy, the harder the face fucking the hotter my cunt gets!
Of course my sweet teen pussy gets jealous of my talented hot oral sex action but trust me my little teen cunt never goes hungry for long!!! *Giggles* All the guys find my tight little fuck holes irresistable!
I don’t know what it is about the holidays but one of my favorite things about this holiday season is it brings out some of the kinkiest, horniest guys ever! I just love all the NC 17 calls I have been getting! OMG! Off the charts Taboo calls rock! Thanks Guys for trusting me with some of your most bizarre and kinky taboo calls. It seems my Anything Goes Phone Sex Policy is appreciated by all kinds of sexy guys! I love being daddys little fuck toy and family fun is a huge turn on!
Happy HOlidays!
I am offering a phone sex special for the holidays and I look forward to you taking advantage of it!
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I can’t wait to Rock UR Cock!
Luv, Deviant Daisy
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Stuff your favorite Bird this Thanksgiving & give Deviant Daisy a call!
I would like to wish all of you a Happy & Safe Thanksgiving. I will be around on and off most of the weekend. So call me for Dessert!
May your stuffing be tasty
May your turkey plump,
May your potatoes and gravy
Have nary a lump.
May your yams be delicious
And your pies take the prize,
And may your Thanksgiving dinner
Stay off your thighs!
Pluck Me?
Ten Reasons Thanksgiving Dinner is Better than Sex
10. You’re sure to get at least one of your favorite dishes.
9. The turkey never suffers from modesty.
8. You can nibble before dinner even if mom sees you.
7. You are expected to pass the dishes around.
6. There are always at least two kinds of desert, with or without whipped cream.
5. They give you the day off WITH pay to have dinner.
4. Thanksgiving dinner is a “sure” thing.
3. Seconds are encouraged. Take home, too!!
2. You’re expected to fall asleep after dinner.
And the number 1 reason why Thanksgiving dinner is better than sex:
1. You are EXPECTED to watch football BEFORE and AFTER dinner.
Enjoy!
I will be around on and off most of the weekend. So call me for Dessert!
I can’t wait to Rock UR Cock!
Luv,
Deviant Daisy
1-800-689-6309
I have to admit. I feel really proud that I was able to take part in one of the most historical elections in our nations History. I am glad it is over and am happy with the results. I am not the only little slut that had fun with politics though… I was reading Lickable Lacey’s blog and she seemed to have had a hot “Drill Baby Drill!” Call. *Giggles*
I had a lot of fun on my blog entry My job offer to Sarah Palin and I had a lot of fun with the comments that was left by I want Palin and Daisy. Thanks for that. I love when I get comments. I love knowing that you are reading and having a good time and I especially love when you call me and mention my phone sex blog.
I can’t wait to Rock Ur Cock!
Luv, Deviant Daisy
1-800-689-6309
LOL! I was just checking out SexyMsViolet’s blog. She had this spammer leave a joke. I get loads of spam and no one has left me a joke. Some of the spam is funny though. Cleaver spammer, leaving a funny joke. Cute. I do have a twisted sick sense of humor though…
But than again, I am a sick and twisted Deviant Slut, so why wouldn’t I have a twisted sense of humor? Actually, the joke on SexyMsViolet’s was more cute than twisted. Either way, I enjoy jokes.
This morning I woke up to a funny little joke in my inbox. I love when you sexy guys send me jokes and other types of artwork. One daddy drew a picture of me sucking cock. I will be adding that to my private password protected pages soon. Thanks for that my sexy NY artist. I also want to thank my Ct. Daddy for this joke. I couldn’t help but *Giggle* oral sex AN ITALIAN BOY’S CONFESSION
‘Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl’.
The priest asks, ‘Is that you, little Joey Pagano ?’
‘Yes, Father, it is.’
‘And who was the girl you were with?'
'I can't tell you, Father, I don't want to ruin her reputation'
Well, Joey, I'm sure to find out her name sooner or later so you may as well tell me now.
Was it Deviant Daisy?’
‘I cannot say.’
‘Was it Violet?’
‘I’ll never tell.’
‘Was it Lucy?’
‘I’m sorry, but I cannot name her.’
‘Was it Deliah?’
‘My lips are sealed.’
‘Was it Bailey?’,
‘Please, Father, I cannot tell you.’
The priest sighs in frustration. ‘You’re very tight lipped, and I admire that. But you’ve sinned and have to atone. You cannot be an altar boy now for 4 months. Now you go and behave yourself.’
Joey walks back to his pew, and his friend Franco slides over and whispers, ‘What’d you get?’
‘Four months vacation and five good leads.’
LOL! Keep those dirty jokes coming. I love it!
Oh, before I forget JKE is having a grand opening blogtastic phonesex divas phone sex special, you can check the special out on blogtasticphonesexdivas. Basically, ask for 5 free minutes off on your paid call. This special starts on Nov 15 and ends on Nov 30. Ask for the Blogtastic Divas Special at the begging of your call. Don’t forget, I usually offer 5 free minutes to new calls on any paid phone sex call of 15 minutes or more. All you have to do is mention my blog, Deviant Daisy. Thanks for reading and for all the great feedback. You Rock!
I can’t wait to Rock UR Cock!
Luv, Deviant Daisy
1-800-689-6309
Sometimes after cheerleading practice when all my team mates and I would shower, I would take my time because I had a dirty little secret. I know for a fact that some of the guys would watch us through a hole in the wall. How do I know? Because I put the hole in the wall myself. Then I charged for the info and the guys would pay me to watch me and my friends shower.
One day the towel boy from the football team found out. And he was going to tell but the guys threatened to beat him up. And when I found out that he was being a whiney little bitch, I wanted to teach him a lesson for not minding his own business. I mean, come on! What hetro teen age boy doesn’t want to see naked cheerleaders? I came up with a plan. His sister was on the cheerleading squad with me. She is very pretty and much more popular then her brother. I heard Sherry was bi and I would flirt with her and share my sexy smelling shampoo and stuff with her. One time I offered to rub lotion in her shoulders and back. We stayed after every one else had left the locker room and I could tell she was getting turned on by my touch. To be honest, I liked touching her too. She had soft smooth satin skin and she smelled like the first day of spring. Fresh and alluring making you want to smell more…
Well, I bent over and started to kiss and I will skip this part but it was really HOT! *Giggles* You could always call me to hear more! I hate to admit this but at first my plot to get back at her brother turned into something very steamy… And I still got to get back at her brother because one day, the guys told him to look in the peep hole and he stood in shock as his sister was eating my wet teen pussy!
He couldn’t have been too upset because, the guys later reported to me, as I squirted my cum all over her face her brother had a big hard on! Tsk! Tsk! Little brother! Tsk! Tsk! *Giggles*
I am pretty sure he became a voyeur and really enjoyed peeping in on us naked showering cheerleaders every chance he had!
Are you a dirty little pervert that enjoys voyeurism fantasies? How about having sex with a dirty little cheerleader? Are you a Perverted Voyeur that has a story that you would like to share with me? I have some nasty stories I would love to share with you.
I would love to masturbate with my pom-poms and get off with you!
I know Veterans Day is Nov 11 and I meant to post this on my blog earlier and it is already quarter past midnight here but I really want to say thank you to all of our country’s veterans. Happy Veterans Day. Big Kisses and what ever else you like! Thank you for serving our country!